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Also wirklich Leonaru da fehlt Dir wohl die Kenntnis eines uralten Geheimnisses [-X
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Ihrer Mailbox überschritten Es Storage Limit, wie von Ihrem Administrator Set, Und Sie werden nicht in der Lage, neue Mails empfangen, bis Sie-Re validieren.
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Gerade heute bekommen vom Absender "FBI" und Betreff "notice alert":

ROBERT MUELLER III.
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

ATTENTION:Beneficiary,

We believe this notification meet you in a very good present state of mind and health.The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly. It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with !
you as

In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr Sanusi Lamido and Mr. Paul Jones along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in a base depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars),and as soon as i have received an immediate response from you do note that we shall begin with the process of the transfer of your funds to your mailing or address.

We was further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance.And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria,you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information's accordingly:

NAME: MR.SANUSI LAMIDO
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal.
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: sanusilamido67@gmail.com

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above email address and phone number should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly. To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly. All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about.

All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time,will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out. Should in case you need any more information's in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us on this email so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
J. Edgar Hoover Building.
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
Email:robertmuell52@aol.com
Wer bitte fällt auf sowas rein????
Ich schaue jeden Sonntag "Tatort" und bin stolz darauf :-).

Wenn die Klügeren immer nachgeben, geschieht nur das, was die Dummen wollen.
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Wenn ich Betrüger wäre, würde ich jetzt im Namen des FBI wahllos Spam verschicken, mit dem Hinweis, dass sich der Empfänger durch die Nutzung illegaler Kopien bei Mega-Upload/-Video strafbar gemacht habe und pauschal 100$ an ein ominöses Konto überweisen solle, um einer weiteren Verfolgung zu entgehen…
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Tweety hat geschrieben:Wer bitte fällt auf sowas rein????
Einer von 1.000.000 und die Spammer haben gewonnen.
Wie wär's mit etwas Rock 'n' Roll?
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Folgende mail könnte ich auch gleich in den "Thread der schlimmen Rechtschreibung" setzen:
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Sehr geehrter Kunde,

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Hatte mir schon mal überlegt ob ich das wie folgt ausfüllen und antworten soll:
FULL NAMES: ____Dana Scully______________________
CITY: _Wollkenkuckucksheim______________________________
ZIP: 666
COUNTRY__________USA______________________
SEX: Virgin__________

AGE: ____105______________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _Telefonnr. der Telekom Hotline_____________
Ich schaue jeden Sonntag "Tatort" und bin stolz darauf :-).

Wenn die Klügeren immer nachgeben, geschieht nur das, was die Dummen wollen.
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Dann haben sie aber immerhin deine E-Mail-Adresse…
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Re: Spam, Spam!

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Naja, zumindest haben sie dann die IP-Adresse, von wo die Antwort versendet wurde.

Ich kann Emails auch als Santa@Northpole.com verschicken ohne diese Email-Adresse zu besitzen. Im Wesentlichen ist das lediglich eine Zeile in einer Textdatei.
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Du kannst natürlich auch eine Wegwerfadresse benutzen...
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Maßnahmen zum Matenschutz sind sehr wichtig, wegen der Micherheit:

Angeblich PayPal hat geschrieben:Bitte aktualisieren Sie Ihre persönlichen Daten!

Sehr geehrter Kunde,

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Re: Spam, Spam!

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Ohja, von diesen Problemen mit dem knto hab ich schon mal gehört. Ob das ansteckend ist? Vielleicht sollte ich mal meinen Arzt konsultieren.
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Eigentlich hochvertraulich, darf ich also gar nicht veröffentlichen, aber einfach weil ich mich so freue, dass ich demnächst Millionär bin. Jippie!!!!!
From The Desk of <Someone Somewhat>
Email:<Return to Sender Mail>

I am <Someone Somewhat>, a regional manager for HSBC Bank United Kingdom. I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of Alfred and an investment placed under our bank's management 7 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this Email. I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication.

In 2000, the subject matter; Alfred came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 18.35 million Great British Pounds, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over 10 million Great British Pounds.

In mid 2002, he instructed that the principal sum (18.35M) be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Hong Kong and China. We got in touch with a specialist bank in here in the U.K, Natwest Bank who agreed to receive this money for a fee and make cash available to Alfred. However Natwest Bank got in touch with us last year that this money has not been claimed. On further enquiries we found out that Alfred was involved in an accident in Mainland Scotland, which means he died intestate. He has no next of kin and the reason I am writing you is because you are namesakes.

Natwest Bank has since returned stated funds to us and since close of last fiscal quarter was deadline for funds to be claimed by any relative, it will revert to government ownership anytime soon. What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be made the beneficiary of these funds. My bank will contact you informing you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to my bank, the claims department of my bank will be instructed to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking circle this happens every time. The other option is that the money will revert back to the state as i mentioned earlier.

Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime opportunity for us. I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a British National we see so much cash and funds being re-assigned daily. I would want us to keep communication for now strictly by email

Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this. Do get back to me immediately via my private email above.

I await your response.
Mr. <Someone Somewhat>
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ich glaub, ihr treibt euch zuviel auf dubiosen seiten rum, und verteilt eure adressen zu freizügig. ich krieg so ein quatsch nicht O:)
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Postulatio schrieb:
ich glaub, ihr treibt euch zuviel auf dubiosen seiten rum, und verteilt eure adressen zu freizügig. ich krieg so ein quatsch nicht
Wie, Du bekommst keine e-mails vom FBI? :mrgreen:

BENDET schrieb:
Eigentlich hochvertraulich, darf ich also gar nicht veröffentlichen, aber einfach weil ich mich so freue, dass ich demnächst Millionär bin. Jippie!!!!!


Na dann Glückwunsch. :P
Ich schaue jeden Sonntag "Tatort" und bin stolz darauf :-).

Wenn die Klügeren immer nachgeben, geschieht nur das, was die Dummen wollen.
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